[Being late on the first lesson? Not something she hopes becomes a habit, but understandable at times.] It's not like I'm strapped for time, just don't make it a habit.
[She does raise an eyebrow at him.] I hope it was a good kind of sidetracked that's understandable and not going to make me want to punch you. [ie hitting on a girl or something.]
[Luckily for Shayera, the words 'hitting on' and all its synonyms don't exist in Barry's dictionary.]
—Uh, about that.
[He fidgets slightly, still unsure of how best to bring up the topic, despite the fact that he'd spent a good hour pondering the matter last night. Shayera isn't his Shayera (in the loosest sense of the word) but it felt wrong to tiptoe around her insofar as the subject of his secret identity was concerned.
And if he wanted to give training his all, he couldn't afford to hide behind the guise of a normal human being.]
There's actually something I wanted to talk to you about, before we get started.
[That sends up a wave of red flags for her, and she'd rather cut this conversation short. But no, he deserves to have a chance to voice himself. Please don't say you think we're reincarnated lovers, too. She simply crosses her arms, face calming and bracing herself.] I'm listening.
[GOSH HE'S MARRIED OK and not to you. (nottalking) But hmm.]
Actually, it might be easier to show you.
[He's never been good with words anyway. Not waiting for an answer, he hits the hidden switch on the side of his ring, grabs the costume that comes ballooning out, and changes into it—all within the blink of an eye.
Hesitantly, he gives her a small half-smile that seems to say, so what do you think?Please don't inflict physical violence on him.]
[HEY, YOU NEVER KNOW. As he changes from regular civilian clothes to the vibrant red of the Flash costume she's seen more times than she can count, it clicks.] You're a Flash.
[Not The Flash. A Flash.] Like Wally. He came up with that ring trick. [Of course she thinks he came after him...]
[Well, she's not screaming, which he takes as a good sign. Given that Diana hadn't recognized the Flash outfit at all, this is a very, very good sign.]
Technically it's my ring trick. [Look, he's very proud of it.] But Wally's probably come up with some enhancements. Mine's pretty old-fashioned.
[Or rather, he doesn't want to bore her with the sciencey details and I don't want to write it out. But the smile fades, because it's interesting that she knows Wally but not him.]
Of course. [She smirks. That sort of reminded her of Wally.] Yeah. We work on the League together, and he's like a little brother to me. A very annoying, showoffy little brother.
You've had issues with it, too? [Going back to World War II and stopping Vandal Savage from ruling the world. Good times. Good. Times.]
Who isn't? The founding members are Superman, Batman, Flash, Wonder Woman, John Stewart, J'onn J'onzz, and me. We had dozens of heroes join since then.
[His tone is only slightly smug. Note to self: rub that in alternate-Wally's face if/when they ever meet. Things to do after he figures this all out.
All things considered, he's not overly bothered by the fact that neither he nor Hal seem to exist in whatever universe Shayera comes from. Sure it's a little disconcerting, but it's not his universe and the Earth is still being protected by a Justice League.]
That's probably for the best. [Anyway.] But hopefully I can give you about as good a run for your money as Wally did.
You better not tell Wally, he'll get jealous. [By which she means of course you should tell him. She'd love to see that.
Hearing about more Flashes in a different universe? Not bothering her. There could be plenty of worse things to hear about, like an army of Lex Luthor.] I'll be the judge of that, thanks. [WALLY WEST HOLDS A SPECIAL PLACE IN HER HEART and she will never tell anyone that.] You want to spar in or out of costume?
[Well that's a given, Shayera. He taps his chin, weighing the pros and cons of each option before finally de-costuming a second later. With his speed he's nigh untouchable, but Barry's always been pragmatic. If something happens and he loses his speed, he wants to be at least remotely prepared.]
All right. So, just so I have a vague idea of how much to teach you, you ever done any sort of martial arts before? Aside from brawling with villains, of course. [That way, she can determine whether or not she should skip the basics, or start with those.]
AW YEAH which was probs a week or two after he got here
[She does raise an eyebrow at him.] I hope it was a good kind of sidetracked that's understandable and not going to make me want to punch you. [ie hitting on a girl or something.]
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—Uh, about that.
[He fidgets slightly, still unsure of how best to bring up the topic, despite the fact that he'd spent a good hour pondering the matter last night. Shayera isn't his Shayera (in the loosest sense of the word) but it felt wrong to tiptoe around her insofar as the subject of his secret identity was concerned.
And if he wanted to give training his all, he couldn't afford to hide behind the guise of a normal human being.]
There's actually something I wanted to talk to you about, before we get started.
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Actually, it might be easier to show you.
[He's never been good with words anyway. Not waiting for an answer, he hits the hidden switch on the side of his ring, grabs the costume that comes ballooning out, and changes into it—all within the blink of an eye.
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[Not The Flash. A Flash.] Like Wally. He came up with that ring trick. [Of course she thinks he came after him...]
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Technically it's my ring trick. [Look, he's very proud of it.] But Wally's probably come up with some enhancements. Mine's pretty old-fashioned.
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[She still thinks all you Flashes are crazy.] Who knows what he's done to it. Most times, I'm not sure I want to know.
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Trade secret.
[Or rather, he doesn't want to bore her with the sciencey details
and I don't want to write it out.But the smile fades, because it's interesting that she knows Wally but not him.]You and Wally are friends, then?
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By League, you don't mean Justice League of America do you?
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[And he reeeeally hates time travel. But! He's curious about this Justice League of apparently not America.]
Apart from Wally and yourself, who else is on the League?
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Who isn't? The founding members are Superman, Batman, Flash, Wonder Woman, John Stewart, J'onn J'onzz, and me. We had dozens of heroes join since then.
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[Superhero-wise, everyone's there. Identity-wise...Barry frowns, tilts his head.]
And Hal wasn't there?
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[And there's that name again. Apparently, having a John Stewart is rare.] I've never met him before he showed up here.
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[His tone is only slightly smug. Note to self: rub that in alternate-Wally's face if/when they ever meet. Things to do after he figures this all out.
All things considered, he's not overly bothered by the fact that neither he nor Hal seem to exist in whatever universe Shayera comes from. Sure it's a little disconcerting, but it's not his universe and the Earth is still being protected by a Justice League.]
That's probably for the best. [Anyway.] But hopefully I can give you about as good a run for your money as Wally did.
[Personally, he's thinking better.]
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Hearing about more Flashes in a different universe? Not bothering her. There could be plenty of worse things to hear about, like an army of Lex Luthor.] I'll be the judge of that, thanks. [WALLY WEST HOLDS A SPECIAL PLACE IN HER HEART and she will never tell anyone that.] You want to spar in or out of costume?
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Barry looks down at his uniform, then looks back up at Shayera.]
Depends. How fast am I allowed to go?
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Out of costume it is then.
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No. I never really found the time. [HELP HIM, SHAYERA SENPAI.]
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(Which she explains and demonstrates here because it's ass o'clock and I don't know martial art.)